Overheard this week at Jersey Mike's Subs:
- "I will have a regular white sub" - 30 second pause, wait for it, nothing!
- "Sorry, we just started potty training today" - yes, that's a good time to come get a sub!
- "Yes, Mike's Way, wait no onion, no lettuce, no tomato, none of that wet stuff, no spices, just the mayo" - say what?
- "For here or to go?" - "Yes!"
- "Who's LeBron?" - Honest, this is true, she almost got free subs for life